The Napoleon of Notting Hill

The Napoleon of Notting Hill is a delightful G.K. Chesterton story about a man who for a joke gathers together leaders of various London neighborhoods and tells them they are to regard their neighborhoods as countries. All know it is joke, except for the chap from Notting Hill. He takes the man seriously and forms a country complete with flag, army, and do or die patriotism. The politico hardly knows what to do with him.

I’ve met the Napoleons of the latter days of Lutheranism. I met them on a flat, barren piece of land outside of a town of less than 400 people. Continue reading

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Closed Communion

Once again the LCMS in convention reaffirmed the doctrine of closed Communion.  Oops.  I forgot the president of the LCMS has determined that there is no “doctrine” of closed Communion.  There is only the practice of closed Communion as opposed to the practice of open Communion.  This is utter nonsense and leads right to where the ELCA started from.  Let me show you how.

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Jesus Says

  I don’t know if the LSB bulletin inserts have changed this or not.  One can only hope.  The Gospel for this past Sunday in the old three year series is prefaced by the addition of [Jesus said].  I realize that people need to be able to identify that Jesus is speaking, but just as important is the fact that He is speaking today, now not just in the past. Continue reading

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A Response to a CTCR Response

August 14, 2007

The Commission on Theology and Church Relations
The Lutheran Church – Missouri Synod
1333 South Kirkwood Road
St. Louis, MO 63122-7295

Dear Commission:

Thank you for your letter of February 15, 2007 and the copy of “CTCR Response to Expressions of Dissent (2004-2006).”  Our congregation studied these thoroughly for 12 weeks during our Sunday morning Bible class time.  A response should be forthcoming from the congregation.  What follows is my response.

You declined to address our concern about open communion and revivalistic worship saying that you did not believe these fell into the category of dissent from Synod’s position.  Perhaps our concerns are not part of the Synod’s official position, but they were part of President Kieschnick’s official report to the Synod, and the Synod in convention officially accepted them.

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Show Me The Potatoes

This article was originally written by me in 1999.

The phrase “show me the money” was made popular by the movie “Jerry MaGuire.”  MaGuire is a sport’s agent.  One of his football players threatens to jump to another agent.  MaGuire cajoles, smooth talks, and promises.  The football player retreats to the mantra, “Show me the money.”  He wants to see some results from having MaGuire as his agent.

We all want results.  Especially pastors.  Especially this pastor.  I recently preached my 1,000 sermon.  That means roughly 2 million words have poured forth – or dribbled – from my mouth.  I have written the equivalent of 32 four hundred page novels, and let me tell you, “I ain’t exactly on the best seller list.”  The results have been paltry.  I don’t confirm kids in the faith; I graduate them from church.  When I baptize children into the family of God, I, more often then not, am bon voyaging their family.  Most adults I have catechized in the faith are not lost to the lions but to the Saints [An NFL football team], the lake, the camp, or the bed.

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Something’s Burning

That Kenny Rogers is a talented singer/song writer.  He sings of war causalities, “Ruby,” racism “Reuben James,” and love burning “Something is Burning.”  He paints when he sings.  Well something is burning in the LCMS and I think it’s our theology.

The presidents of our two seminaries have now said that they find nothing “inconsistent” with Scripture in the Ablaze! movement.  This is a pretty hearty endorsement.  Not only is there nothing muddleheaded or false, there is nothing even “inconsistent” with Scripture.  Surely they jest, or they don’t read the same Scriptures I do.

Take “Fan into Flames.”  From the Synod’s own web site we read, “This effort reflects the urging of  St. Paul to young Timothy to boldly use the gifts that God conferred on him.”  What ‘effort’ is being referred to?  Again from Synod’s web site, “Fan into Flame is the capital fundraising campaign endorsed by the 2004 Synodical Convention that will secure $100 million in new money (over and above current World Mission budget) to help reach the Ablaze! goals.”

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To Establish a Specific Ministry Pastor Program

Our Synod in convention resolved to establish a Specific Ministry Pastor Program with resolution 5-01b. This is how it was reported through my district. “This program allows for alternate programs to become ordained as a pastor. Members of both seminary faculties were involved in the drafting of this program and the program has the full blessing of both seminaries.” The report went on to say this will enable congregations to ordain youth pastors, music pastors, etc. Apparently, the word “minister” isn’t good enough any longer. Continue reading

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Me and Father Mackenzie

“Father Mackenzie writing the words for a sermon no one will hear.” So sang the Beatles in “Eleanor Rigby.” How often I’ve been able to identify with him. Particularly in the depths of Lent when it seemed liked I had preached this already, or in the dry seasons when sermonizing was torture, or in the interminable Sundays after Pentecost. There isn’t really much encouragement to preach is there? O there’s encouragement to preach dynamically, to preach entertainingly, to preach clearly, to preach somehow, someway, but there’s always and adverb attached. And that qualifier can grind away in my conscience till it has produced a fine gravel that constipates my mind before a blank sheet of paper and palpitates my heart before a glass-eyed congregation. “Is this dynamic?” “Is this entertaining?” “Is this informal?” “Am I being too theological, too preachy, too vague, too…” You know the questions that are really accusations. Continue reading

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The Real Story of The Real Story of Creation

Concordia Publishing House has mailed to all congregations a picture book on creation written by Dr. Paul L. Maier and beautifully illustrated by Robert T. Barret.  It is for 8 year olds and up.  It starts out telling the farfetched pagan stories of creation, moves into the Biblical account, and ends with the Gospel.  So who could not like this book?

Perhaps the Board of Directors of the Montana District?  They submitted an overture (8-71) “To Ask Certain Members to Leave Synod” these being those believing in the theory of evolution.  Of course that most useful tool called an Omnibus resolution made sure it never made it to the floor.  One wonders what the good folks in

Montana think of this new book.  Is this book an example of how creation is to be taught among us?

The book seems to go out of its way not to confess the six day creation as plainly taught in Genesis 1 and confessed in Exodus 20: 11, “For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested on the seventh day. Therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and made it holy.”  The one thing evolution will not abide is a 6 day creation.  God can design; God can create in our modern world, but He can’t do it six days. (Interestingly enough Augustine first wondered why God took 6 days when He could’ve done it 6 moments.)

What possible reason could Maier have for leaving the 6 days out?  Too technical?  He’s not afraid of explaining creation out of nothing.  Too much detail?  He begins with the Mesopotamian, Egyptian, and Greek creation accounts.  Not once does he refer to a 6 day creation.  He only refers to the Sabbath day, but as you can see from Exodus 20 quoted above Scripture links this to the 6 days before.  The concept of day, a 24 hour day, you know evening and morning, is central to the creation account.

The epilogue explains Maier’s approach.  Maier writes and our Synod publishes, Science often tells the story of our beginnings a bit differently.  Is that an understatement or what?  He goes on to say that while the Big Bang is harder to believe than the Bible, it amounts to the same thing: God’s instant creation.  There is truth here but he leaves out the trenchant detail that the Big Bang assumes pre-existing matter.  He goes on, Science tells us matter and energy are the two great building blocks of nature.  So does the Bible. Again, most in science say matter and energy are evolving things upward.  We’re getting better.  The Bible teaches the opposite.  Maier continues, Science requires light before vegetation.  So does the Bible.  Science of course does require light before vegetation.  However, those who think Genesis is evolution in poetry ignore the fact that God has vegetation on the scene on the third day but no light bearers till the fourth.  Finally, and here Maier almost can be heard to trill: The various stages of developing nature involving creatures in the sea and sky before mammals on land runs parallel in both the Bible and science.  Is this true?  Evolution, which is what most people understand when they read in a creation context that “science says,” says that sea creatures evolved into sky creatures into land creatures.  The Bible doesn’t portray nature developing but a complete creation made of complimentary parts.

I can see no good reason to strain to find compatibility between the current constructs of science and the biblical account except if you want to make kids feel comfortable in that milieu.  And isn’t this what many of the Synod’s decisions have in common.  From serial prayer being okay, to women having authority over men, to open communion being a difference in practice not doctrine, to diversity in worship being a good thing, the message is we are a mainstream church body.  The proper name is mainline.

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Where are You Michael Moore?

I’m no fan of Mr. Moore but his iconoclastic ways with institutionalism might be helpful for these latter days of the Lutheran Church – Misery (Oops that’s a typo, or is it?) Synod.

Did anyone else find it strange that not only did the delegates to the 63rd convention think that calling for a special convention to address structure and governance was a good idea they resolved that they themselves should be the delegates?  Is this gerrymandering?  (No pun intended but certainly there.)

Did anyone notice how quickly the motion to save the resolution addressing District and Synod salary scales from the black hole of an omnibus resolution was squelched?  The intent of the motion was that parish pastors and bureaucrats would be on the same salary scale.  Maybe it’s for the better.  How could a parish pastor let alone a teacher live on what District or Synod bureaucrats make?

Does it bother anyone that while LCMS trumpets her congregational polity in reality she is an oligarchy?  In convention 11% of pastors serving congregations and congregations are represented while 100% of the bureaucrats are.  Try calling your district office during a synodical convention.  They’re all at the convention.  Whether as advisors, observers or staff, they are there serving, always serving.

The fact that only 11% of the LCMS is really represented explains how though the majority of overtures submitted challenged decisions made at the 2004 convention most all of the end resolutions supported those decisions.  One example: many overtures called for identifying serial prayer as always unionistic or syncretistic.  The resulting resolution?  To study the concept of serial prayer.  Now, good brothers and sisters, if you had submitted an overture asking the Synod to confess that abortion is murder and your beloved Synod had responded with an overture to study abortion, you would know the Synod wasn’t really sure that abortion was murder and definitely didn’t want to consider in convention a motion that it was.

Where is Michael Moore when you need him?  He would ask the tough questions.  When we ask, we are told, “That’s what the Synod you have voluntarily committed yourself to has decided in convention.  If you can’t abide by this, you are free to leave.” Is this what we have voluntarily committed ourselves to:  To submitting overtures to change the course of Synod that get no farther than a floor committee made up of about 12 people?  To have your overture considered “addressed” by a resolution that says the opposite?  To have 100% of the bureaucrats and 11% of the pastors and congregations bind us with doctrinal resolutions that are based on lengthy doctrinal statements?

This is really masterly churchmanship.  In order for doctrinal statements to be official they have to be ratified by the majority of congregations.  This never happens.  Doctrinal resolutions, however, are different.  Though passed by a small part of the Synod, they are binding on us all by virtue of being passed.  So lengthy, unbinding doctrinal statements produced by the CTCR are used to form doctrinal resolutions that are binding.  What a neat end run around congregational polity.

Where is Michael Moore when you need him?

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